she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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