at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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