Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
wow bdsm is so cute
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