that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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