I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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