Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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