just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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