I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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