I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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