Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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