She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
