please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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