she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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