I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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