genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
