Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize