i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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