Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
pop tarts are not kleenex
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
