My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
this beer tastes like vomit already
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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