I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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