sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
God, I missed his penis.
Randomize
