theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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