He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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