just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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