btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Im part way to drunk.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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