dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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