oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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