thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize