Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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