You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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