its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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