mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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