This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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