your thong is hanging out like whoa
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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