remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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