i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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