There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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