I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
is that a dick in a sweater?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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