Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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