Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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