Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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