How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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