I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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