i just had sex bonerless
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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