you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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