quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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