Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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