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OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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