Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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