Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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