Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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