I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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