She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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