yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
is it fun? or sober?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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