awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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