I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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