so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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