I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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